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I remember one time I was talking to my best friend Dave about a party. We were talking about a secret surprise for his big dog named Buster. Buster is a very silly dog who likes to eat blue socks and chase his own tail until he falls down. Suddenly, an ad for dog socks … Read more
I lost my very first Bitcoin back in the summer of 2019 because I wrote my secret password on a greasy napkin while eating a spicy burrito at the park. That napkin ended up in a blue trash can under a pile of half-eaten tacos and old napkins. It was a very sad day for … Read more
I was trying to look up a simple recipe for banana bread yesterday afternoon because I had these three very mushy bananas sitting on my counter. Suddenly a giant bright yellow ad for car insurance popped up and covered the whole screen! I couldn’t even see the part about how much flour I needed because … Read more
I remember last Tuesday when my phone started acting like a very grumpy toddler. It was making these weird chirping sounds and the screen kept flickering like a haunted house light bulb. I had just downloaded a game where you have to dress up a little potato in funny hats and I think it gave … Read more
I remember sitting in a very loud coffee shop last Tuesday with a big cup of hot chocolate that had way too many marshmallows on top. The sun was shining through the window and it made my phone screen really hard to see but I was trying to check my bank account anyway. Suddenly I … Read more
I remember one Tuesday morning when my old car, Bessie, decided to just quit on me right in the middle of a very busy street. The engine made this sad clunking sound and then smoke started coming out of the front like a dragon with a bad cold. I sat there feeling like I wanted … Read more
I really messed up last Tuesday. I walked into the grocery store intending to buy just milk and bread but somehow I walked out with a giant plastic flamingo for my garden and a box of expensive cookies that I definitely didn’t need. Checking my bank account later made me feel like I was watching … Read more
I remember when I had to drive all the way to a big gray building just to give a lady a piece of paper so I could get some cash. It was raining so hard that my socks got totally soaked and I felt really grumpy for the rest of the day. Fast forward to … Read more
Last week I was sitting on my porch and drinking a very cold lemonade while thinking about how much the world changed lately. My brother came over and he was really upset because he couldn’t find a good way to buy some digital coins on his new phone. It made me realize that finding the … Read more
I remember sitting on my cold kitchen floor last March just staring at a broken pipe that was spraying water everywhere. My bank account was basically empty and I felt like crying because the plumber wanted five hundred dollars right then. Have you ever felt that sinking feeling in your stomach when a surprise bill … Read more