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I remember one time I was talking to my best friend Dave about a party. We were talking about a secret surprise for his big dog named Buster. Buster is a very silly dog who likes to eat blue socks and chase his own tail until he falls down. Suddenly, an ad for dog socks … Read more
I lost my very first Bitcoin back in the summer of 2019 because I wrote my secret password on a greasy napkin while eating a spicy burrito at the park. That napkin ended up in a blue trash can under a pile of half-eaten tacos and old napkins. It was a very sad day for … Read more
I was trying to look up a simple recipe for banana bread yesterday afternoon because I had these three very mushy bananas sitting on my counter. Suddenly a giant bright yellow ad for car insurance popped up and covered the whole screen! I couldn’t even see the part about how much flour I needed because … Read more
I remember last Tuesday when my phone started acting like a very grumpy toddler. It was making these weird chirping sounds and the screen kept flickering like a haunted house light bulb. I had just downloaded a game where you have to dress up a little potato in funny hats and I think it gave … Read more
I remember sitting in a very loud coffee shop last Tuesday with a big cup of hot chocolate that had way too many marshmallows on top. The sun was shining through the window and it made my phone screen really hard to see but I was trying to check my bank account anyway. Suddenly I … Read more